"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

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lubricates:

oh tinder
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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